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Last Updated: 02.07.2025 02:20
Another attempt resulted in ...
No go.
No, not a chance
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They put up a sign reading
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Hysterias & Posteriors
How do we write and pronounce "it's my pleasure" in Italian?
So they tried
Loons and Moons
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
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Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Nuts and Butts
Everyone loved it.
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Catatonics & High Colonics
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Still no good
Why is it so hard to date nowadays?
Next, they tried...
Analysis & Anal Cysts
So, the docs changed it to read
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
share office space ...
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Then came..
—
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Unacceptable again!
No way
Thumbs down again.
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
What baseball stories from the early days of the sport seem too bizarre to be true?
Still no good.
Minds and Behinds
Freaks and Cheeks
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Just Forget it!
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
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